September 15, 2014

     In my letter to Carson this week, I told him about Ashlee having to give her first talk in sacrament meeting yesterday.  She did so awesome!!!  She's so funny!  The girl has no fear!  She walked up to the pulpit, gave a big head throw to flip her hair back, then proceeded to plunk her elbow on the pulpit and rested her head on her hand.  Then she starts reading her talk.  Ken and I were dying laughing but didn't know how to signal to her to "stop leaning on the pulpit" and "stand up straight!"  But she only did it for a minute or two and then managed to stand up proper.

     And then Carson wrote me a little earlier than usual again and I happened to be at work.  It's getting harder and harder to chat with him because I'm running out of questions and he refuses to give any kind of detailed answer.  So this week, the ER doctor was trying to help me think of questions.  Ummm....but at 6 am after a loooooong night shift...some of our comments get a little goofy and questionable.  Sorry in advance to anyone who reads this....hope it doesn't offend too badly!




hahahhhahahh oh my goodness i am dying laughing why can i see Ashlee doing exactly that. oh that is just great.  Well for us the Williams we had a good week.  First of i tried to talk to this Mzungu about paying this stupid hospital bill and all he did was blast me.  I think he thought i was some thief or something because he kept saying "I m not sending this money.  YOU ARE NEVER GOING TO SEE THIS MONEY"  personally i was about to say dude. i don't want your money but they he cut me off DO YOU UNDERSTAND ME!!!  I was like yes.  in my head (What u think i m Africa or something I UNDERSTAND FETCHING ENGLISH!)   #@%$#%@#%  but now i am just laughing but all is good that side.  and then sunday came kind of been sick this last week so not much happened but sunday we walked into church and then Pres. grabbed me and pulled me into the office and asked can u speak today.  i was like What...um and then my comp came in and said yes.  rest of sunday service i was stressing.  Prepared it spoke on faith but made my comp translate because of that stunt he pulled but it went all well and great.  people where congratulating me.  and then we went home we found alittle visitor and u love these ones.  up u guessed it we had a mouse in our house. after about an hour of screaming and some broom sticks going through the air we finally got the little bugger and we throw it out side.  We had a very eventful sunday it was great.

But he says that he got it so i don't know u didn't send another one.

Well ya that was my week love you too

Hope you write back



Hi Carson...glad you enjoyed learning about Ashlee's talk and sounds like you did a good job too.  I don't quite understand something.  Why are you having to pay a hospital bill?  Are you ok?  What was the problem with all the money?

When you say you were kind of sick last week.....what does that mean exactly?  Did you have to go to the hospital for that?

Sorry about the mouse problem.  Should make you feel more at home.  I HATE the rotten little buggers.  I just bought new traps to set cause the old ones were gross and covered in gobs of dried blood.  Any big plans today?

No I had to phone some Mzungu about paying the hospital bills for this lady

NO hospitials here are bogus

Nope none at all.

What stunt did your comp pull on you?

Why do you have to call about some lady's medical bills?

she doesn't know english so i was helping.

Just bein funny i just asked him to help translate

What else is going on over there?  Any good stories about missionary work today?  How's your health?

not really just all of this side have been attacked by the flu

Has your comp been sick too?

yes all of us and i have it now

So what's the matter?  Sick like....coughing/fever or sick like...nausea/vomiting/diarrhea?

Small stuff sore throat no appetite cough stuff like that

The doctor here wants to know what's the biggest and neatest bug you've seen lately.  And someone else wants to know if you've eaten any lizards?

a huge spider and no not any lizards lately.  but there is some crazy lizards and bugs bugging around

The doctor also wants to know if you wipe your butt after you go to the bathroom over there.  (then he laughed and laughed and laughed!!)  Then he asked me to ask you if you ever ask for your mommy over there.  (Yes we are all SUPER tired and getting a little ditzy around here)  Hopefully no sick people show up any time soon.)

pole sana sometimes but you now tp is on short hand so leaves and pamphlets are usually substituted

Doc says..."Watch out for ants in the grass!"  Oh my heck Carson we are so tired here.  He just told me you only ever need to use one square of tp.  Just put your pointer finger through the middle of the square, then wipe and your finger is cleaned off when you pull your finger out of the square.

Ok...enough of that.  I'm so glad this shift is almost over.  It's been way too long of a night. 

oh ya the one square method.  powerful sorry mom.

Ya real powerful.  Well, I gotta go give report.  Fun talking to you today.  Hopefully we didn't gross you out too much.  Sure love you and am always thinking about you.  Let me know if you need anything from us...I'm trying to think of something fun to send to you this week...so if you have any ideas...let me know.  Love you.  Send pictures next week k?  Would love to see you!  Take care...say hi to your comp for me!  Bye.

ya we will try but these fun pic are hard to send takes along time to do that




Here's the letter to Ken:


Shikamoo baba

Ya i don't know for me i just wanted to go there to figure out what i want to do for school but working until i figure it out sounds like a good idea too.  We ll just have to see what comes around.  Ah dad don't talk about hunting it is still to early. but that is powerful. u ll take me when i get back right.

but that sounds great.  Yesterday we found out two things.  one mice or flipping fast and two they don't sell nice mice traps.  So what did we do...

We resorted to killing it with broom sticks was not very effective but in the End williams won Mice Lost.  Was lot of fun but we where all screaming especially this funny Rawson it was alot of fun.  and also at the start of this week this member had me talk to someone to help pay for his wife's operation this guy was from america but ya i talked to him and kindly he blasted me.  Was just saying i will talk to the Doc. or email him...I don't want to talk to you...  Have the Doc. send the bill and where to send it BECAUSE I WILL NOT SEND IT TO U  YOU LL NEVER SEE THIS MONEY!!!   Was fun but i didn't like being called a thief but it was fun though.  Ya after that though not much happened

Hope you have a good time with your races and good time at work.

Thanks for writing talk to u next week

Carson